O.O

Better than "dogcorn" right, HuiYee?

Local product, currently named Angela.

Exists before planets are formed (of course, she is an angel).

In company for almost 2 years.

Been through a lof of regeneration process (wing malfunction ignored).

Devil's Horn sold to antique shop (or else how could I afford this?).

NOT A DOG!

Don't mind me, I'm just being lame due to overwhelming stress. Boo.

Signed off,

Teng Aun.

Damn, after STPM I've GOT to learn most of Photoshop's functions, hate editing with Paint...

Someone's Special Day

As of 14th of November: Happy Birthday to Lim Hui Yee!!! A.K.A. Hayley (yea yea, your daughters name but heck, you want it at 1st right?)

Birthday girl, pic courtesy of me ^_^

Don't play play 'kay? Model sekolah... Always get 1st in the form...

In LOOOOOOOOOVE with food.

Latest craze: Mango

Went to TGI Friday to celebrate. My 1st time there. Sigh, that day was bad hair day for me. My hair seems oily no matter how many times I washed it.

Looked at the menu, and I go woohoo~~~~ there goes 1 month of my allowance...

Somehow TGI is famous for celebrating birthdays, as there are 3 birthdays celebrated at that time, including HuiYee's, but we'll see :P

Ordered Beef Bacon Cheeseburger, look at the size....

... How am I suppose to eat this?...

...*thinks*...............................................

URGH!! (ENTER SPARTA MODE)

*cuts burger into pieces aggressively*

After vacuuming (literally) my order *cough*andhalfofhuiyee's*cough*, boy my stomach was so bloated I felt like a Blowfish... But every cent was worth my order, I can still taste the meat when I was having my dinner that day...

Then, here comes the cake~~~
In TGI, celebrating birthday's are a little bit different (or only in cases for HuiYee, lol)...

Birthday girl is suppose to stand up on their chair...
and sing a song... Not a nursery or birthday song, a real song...

Then, they had to blow the candles about 3 feet away from where they are standing...

Never am I going to TGI to celebrate birthdays, EVER! At least not mine :P

After that, we had a little fun by ourselves, painting people's faces with cakes :P

Victim A

Victim B

Phew, what a fun day... A bit tiring as well, hehe...

Afterwards, Linges joined us and we went for a walk all over Queensbay. Declared war with Toys R Us, S&J and Living Cabin. Went home after that. This shall be my last outing till STPM ends...

A little message to Lim Hui Yee;

Smile always, and live life to the fullest. Emo takes more energy and time than being happy.

Can't smile? Have a piece of chocolate :)

Pierce though STPM with confidence and joy ^_^

Signed off,

Teng Aun.

A Day Of Escape

Going nuts thanks to STPM, damn...

How hard we may cram, we still need a day off or two, ain't I right? Well it better be...<

Went to celebrate Joyce's 19th birthday last Saturday, 6th of November. In the morning, we went to a Dim Sum shop near KDU.

I see Bloo!!!!!!!!!!

If you are wondering, its the ghastly blue figure, her imaginary friend.

And now presenting...

The annoying lovely birthday girl, Joyce Lim Sze Yuen .

Was about to capture her signature sigh, but she moved too fast, hence the blur face :P

After breakfast, we wanted to go somewhere to hangout for a while, but it took us about 30 minutes just to figure out where...

In the end, we decided to go 'bed'... Full name, "Belissa Row" or "Belissario", I don't know... Don't go too creative on your shop names, people.

I have to admit, the environment was nice, just need to replace your furnitures though... Pillows are dirty, bed is torn, and cushions have stains on them.

It wasn't exactly nice to hangout in a place, and not order anything they sell, so XuJen and I shared an Ice-Blended Mango Juice.... EEEYUUUCK!! Too much cream, and I never really liked mango in the 1st place.

Joyce, doing her usual stuff, LOL!

Oh yea, I forgot to mention SauFei actually was infected with an eye-disease, causing his left eye to go red. Cataract or something, I forgot. His eyes were very watery...

So during breakfast:

SauFei: My eyes better de?

Me: No.

10 minutes later;

SauFei: My eyes better de?

Me: ....No....

10 minutes later;

SauFei: My eyes better de?

Me: Yes.

SauFei: REALLY?!

Me: No.

SauFei: Shit you.

Me: =.=

At 'bed', he went to a pharmacy 3 stores away to buy Eye-Mo.

Then...

SauFei: My eyes better de?

Me: No...

5 minutes later;

SauFei: My eyes better de?

Me: NO!

5 minutes later;

SauFei: Hey, my eyes ok de or not?

Me: ... You think Eye-Mo is miracle water ah?

SauFei: ......

Frustrated, he decided to rest his eye and go to sleep for a moment.

He seemed to forget I've been taking pictures since the beginning of the outing...

This is his I-wanna-be-a-model-while-sleeping pose...

...and this is his I-wanna-be-a-KungFu-master-while-sleeping pose...

It was pretty comfortable hanging out at 'bed', but as I've said, it needs some new furnitures...

Went back home afterwards, and its SauFei who drove me home. Having a discomfort eye, I'm kinda worried about his driving skills, but luckily everything turned out to be okay... *phew*

Nice to break out of the shell once in a while...

Signed off,

Teng Aun.

Please Understand That...

1) I'm not an item. I'm not something you can use when you want and throw away when not needed. I'm not something you use to release anger. Wanna scream? Go scream into a pillow.

2) I'm not a tool. I'm not something you use to achieve what you want. I'm not something that you use to gain pride.

3) I'm not a robot. I only have 2 legs and 2 hands. I sometimes multitask, but not 10~15 tasks at one time. And no, I don't have photographic memory. If I can' remember something its not my fault, its human nature.

4) I'm not a peacemaker. I don't like meddling into other peoples lives if I don't need to. Whatever you create you solve it.

5) I have feelings. I'm not something you can humiliate whenever you want to. I'm not someone you can frame and get away with it. I'm not someone you can scold whenever you are down or gloomy.

6) I have my own things to do. STPM is just around the corner, I don't really have much time left to settle the little little things you felt lazy to deal with. I have my own errands to do too.

7) I have my pride. I'm not someone you can use as a joke when you try to make your friends or relatives laugh. I'm not someone you can scold in front of the whole neighbourhood. I hate it when my hardwork is then used by other people and claimed it as their work.

8) I have my limits. I do not have the patience a Buddha. I may also be short tempered at times. DO NOT PUSH ME. If you cross the line I'll make sure your ass gets kicked till you land on the torch of Statue Of Liberty.

9) I'm not Superman. I can't break through walls, stop time, fly, travel in the speed of light, nor I have the brain of Einstein. STOP asking me to do things that are clearly impossible for me to do. If you need help on how to do something, ask other people who KNOWS how to do it or get your lazy ass into the internet and type G-O-O-G-L-E.

I don't need any more liquid flowing off my eyes, thank you very much.

My life is friggin' messed up.

Signed off,

Teng Aun.